may 22 in idea barrages

A movie about Lot and Lot’s wife’s love-life called PILLAR TALK.

Names that can be sung to the beat of “Elanor Rigby” : Jessica Simpson.

In Soviet Russia, thirty-day trial offers YOU.

When a real go-getter passes away, do they become a went-gotter?

A bluejay is just a raven WITH FLAIR.

You could at least name your craft beer “Harper Valley IPA”. It is nearly the least you can do but at least do that.

I hoarded glow-in-the-dark things as a child, figurines, glow paint after Halloween. Something that appealed to my little mind about that. That which could remain in peculiar ways couldn’t. That could linger, that could endure. Could through the darkness nonetheless return.

Move over, Iron Man, here comes Hasidic Brooklyn’s newest superhero THE ALUMINUM MOHEL.