may 21 in idea barrages

Is a bong-water enema a high colonic?

Jordan Peterson’s gonna make a kids show called “Yo Goebbels Goebbels”.

The song kept asking “Who got the Hooch?” but we all knew the answer. It was Turner. It was always Turner.

Forgotten from the McDonaldland gang is the hip-hop pig M.C. Rib.

To solve The Knitting Shop Murders, the detective must return to the skein of the crime.

Always remember 83% of the times you see a comment online and think “I can’t believe how stupid they are!” it’s just low-effort trolling. Don’t compound their childishness with credulity. The credulity of decent people is the greatest weapon jerks have these days.

I dreamed I wrote a movie called MACBETH TO THE FUTURE.

The older I get, the more disappointed I am that a fire drill isn’t an actual drill made out of a spiraling flames to bore through the hardest of rock.