may 16 in idea barrages

  • May 15, 2021, 2:29 p.m.
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  1. The fact that we are accelerating toward a situation where cryptocurrency will be literally worse for the environment than paper money backed by barrels of crude oil is so deeply 2021. Greed kills, flashy new greed with bells and whistles doesn’t kill any less.

  2. A reality show about layaway purchases called NINETY DAY FINANCING.

  3. She had STYLE, she had FLAIR, she was THERE, boot scootin’ boogie!

  4. Whenever anyone uses the old school hip-hop term O.G. for “original gangster” you MUST MUST MUST MUST pretend that you think they mean “Olive Garden”.

  5. They were trying to breed the perfect distillation of Hollywood privilege but hit a snag when Drew Barrymore and Gwen Paltrow both turned out to be women and could not breed The Final Form together. They’re working on egg-fusion tech right now to finish the job.

  6. Terrible truth is, the ones who are honestly just in it for the money, only want a whole bunch of stuff, they’re the least of the monsters. It’s the ones who want adulation & power, dominance over others, & money’s just a tool to get it, boy howdy, they’re exponentially worse.

  7. “Sister Wives” is just a harem anime for middle-aged demographics.

  8. When the reactionary is impotently raging, the best response is to be an inactionary. Just laugh at ‘em like “oh, bigot go BRRRRR”. If they actually have some meaningful way to hurt or oppress, sure, push back but… mockery often deflates less virulent heartlessness.


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