may 15 in idea barrages

Okay, when the bars start opening up again, here’s the best name for a band ever: Greg T. Nelson.

The French have a saying for when you have the exact minimum of something and any less would mean you have nothing at all. In Paris, they sigh “C’est La Croix.”

Living is the weirdest thing you’re ever gonna do.

Life’s a pre-existing condition, here we are, all just trying to keep it existing as well. Hang in there.

There is a lot of room for a play on words between OnlyFans and the phrase “subscription box”.

A 90s soft-rock parody about Voltaire “I smell sex and Candide… here…”

If I ever do a horror-host show I think it’ll be at a hip monster bar and it’ll be called “It’s Midnight Somewhere”.

I have decided to start referring to Wandavision as “Florence and the Machine”.