may 14 in idea barrages

  • May 12, 2021, 8:30 p.m.
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  1. The worst movie merchandising of all time would be a King Kong kink gong.

  2. A parody of that “I Don’t Believe The Hype” song about a woman who knows a guy is lying about his height on an online dating thing.

  3. Okay, when the bars start opening up again, here’s the best name for a band ever: Greg T. Nelson.

  4. A television show where, each episode, a celebrity goes into all their STDs and it’s called MTV CRABS.

  5. Before there was celebrities slumming it for easy money on Cameo, there was… celebrities slumming it for easy money with Scary Movie cameos.

  6. The French have a saying for when you have the exact minimum of something and any less would mean you have nothing at all. In Paris, they sigh “C’est La Croix.”

  7. The Most Goth mortar and pestle is the recovered metal hip-and-socket from a deceased person who had hip surgery.

  8. Buddy Ernst’s son Breayndyn Ernst works his first summer at his grandfather’s dude ranch in the streaming reboot HEY DUDE: ERNST GOES TO CAMP.


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