may 12 in idea barrages

The best, the brightest, they are quicksilver, gossamer, dissolve like breath in winter, too pure for this botched earth. Its on the rest of us to hold to their commission, do good with our limited means, improve things in their honor, those of us… flawed enough to remain here.

Why wasn’t PINEAPPLE EXPRESS called BROMANCING THE STONED instead?

What song’s more fraudulent than “Uptown Girl”? Billy Joel ain’t no downtown man, he’s “upper middle class suburban man” at best. Most “downtown” Joel ever was is feeling bad his summer place was on the NORTH shore of Long Island instead’a the Hamptons.

Reminder: if a major college from a major conference that had a down year so they didn’t get a good seed happens to win, it isn’t an “upset”. That’s about as much as “upset” as Kylie Jenner’s a “self-made billionaire”.

Lil’ darkness activated LED array over the toilet, call it THE FLUSHLIGHT.

Scientists spent all this time trying to figure out if the Humpty Dance was their CHANCE to do the hump, never asking if they SHOULD.

To get into the Consonant Club, the pass phrase at the door is “Jason Mraz and Hoda Kotb went to the Sbarro”.

“Hey Ya” but by Enya.