may 9 in idea barrages

She was the master of mapping out the endocrine system, a regular Gland McNally.

The Razzies aren’t enough, we need The Baities, an award ceremony for the worst Oscar-bait shallow failed “art” films every years. The Sundance vanity projects for a star who wants some hardware, the underwritten period pieces that are just exercises in costume, etc.

A mash-up of Weezer’s “All My Favourite Songs” and Bruno Mars “The Lazy Song” would be awful, yes, but seamless and successful. Hell, just put the little whistle thing after every line in the Weezer song, that’d work too.

Sometimes a colon, sometimes a semi-colon, the flickering punctuation could only be described as a spastic colon.

It is ridiculous how youtube has turned into some kind of intellectual-property protection-racket shakedown scheme for so many IP companies. Our copyright laws were insane BEFORE the internet, now it’s just apocalyptically bad.

The roundabout is the perfect intersection if everyone knows what they’re doing and the worst kind of intersection if even one person doesn’t know what they’re doing. It is a metaphor for American democracy.

The anxiety about the transition into post-pandemic life, how hard it’ll be to ramp back up to something like the old “normal”, so much of it is driven by the ambiguity of the timing. God, how many false starts have we had through this mess already?

Why DOES Zack Snyder hate pigment? Did Ayn Rand say it was a Communist plot?