may 8 in idea barrages

Something that culturally feels like it must have happened, but didn’t, is Scooby-Doo meeting Gilligan’s Island. They both knew the Globetrotters, you’d figured they would’ve introduced them.

It’ll be great when the world finds out that the Hello Fresh food delivery service doesn’t exist at all, it’s just a shell business Bill Gates uses to prop up his favourite youtube channels. Ditto for Audible and the Illuminati, the Illuminati just really likes podcasts.

What about a story where Dracula saves the world from a super-natural horror and all he asks in return is a blood sacrifice every day until the end of time? What if Hannibal Lecter outsmarted Thanos, saving the universe and all he requests is a lifetime of human meat?

Helen Keller overcomes her deafness and blindness to become a sous-chef in the less-well-remembered sequel THE MIREPOIX WORKER.

A parody of Metallica’s Sanitarium built around the line “VEGETARIANS. DON’T EAT MEAT.”

A head-canon where Koopa is female, the monster-lizard sexual dimorphism is radically different than it is for humans and Koopa is actually kidnapping the Princess so she can have Mario all for herself. And all those Koopalings, Koopa’s the mother. Mario’s the dad.

Bruno Mars has a twin called Juno Mars. Bruno is the evil one.

At some point in your 30s, you will realize that “finding charm and value in my cobbled-together attempt at being a functional human being” is the most attractive trait in a romantic partner of all.