may 2 in idea barrages
- April 30, 2021, 11:10 p.m.
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Love when a Twitter profile’s just a bunch of job titles there’s no way you could be all at the same time: “Manager/Actor/Writer/Trainer/Producer/Model/Influencer/Photographer/Lawnmower Repair”. You know all he really does is fix lawnmowers and take pics of himself at the gym.
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I kind of want Michael Stipe to do something terrible so we can get the headline “Problematic For The People”.
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You look up ONE video on self-massage because of your headaches and all the sudden, youtube feeds you ten thousand videos that make it very obvious that ASMR videos about lady barbers are a very popular fetish. Internet, you NASTY.
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Icelandic dogs go “bjark, bjark”.
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At least call your barbershop quartet “THE OLD KIDS ON THE BLOCK”.
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Always ask the vet if they make horse calls.
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It kills me when we absorb, as culturally true, the bald-faced lies companies make up to toe the lines of copyright and repressive culture. Baby Ruth was absolutely named after Babe Ruth, Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds was 100% about LSD. Yet the safe lie is told and we believe it.
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The tuba was the original “drop that bass”.
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