apr 27 in idea barrages

Any time I read the phrase “youth hockey” I briefly imagine it means that they use children as the puck.

The Kings of Leon are releasing their album as a Bitcoin? Damn, first just their sex was on fire but the infection spread and burned out their entire brain.

The scientists at Bagel Bites were so preoccupied with whether or not they could have pizza anytime, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

Everyone’s always talking about dolphin-free tuna, no one ever mentions all-porpoise flour.

Youtube gear bros mystify me. If you actually wanted a pen you could use for self-defense, why would you want it to LOOK like it fell out of Seal Team Six’s ass? You’d want it to blend in, look like a normal Bic. You don’t actually wanna defend yourself, you wanna look tacticool.

Nothing more inevitable than watching celebrity “power couples” crumble because they were in it for the power not the couple.

Coming soon to Utica… Wynn Hospital. “Wynn… Because We Consider Your Health Care A Gamble!” Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez.

I can’t and won’t speak for anyone else, but for me? The least interesting thing about media is the plot. Complicated characters and interesting themes are my jam. The “how” is so much less interesting than the “why” and the “who”.