apr 21 in idea barrages

I AM NOT A DANIMAL, the yogurt screamed, I AM A YOPLATIPUS!

A country song entitled SHE STOLE MY TWEEZERS SO I HAD TO SHAVE MY EARS INSTEAD.

If you want to make a bad children’s movie, you need to at least have one character voiced by Rob Schneider or have it end with a dance number that has almost nothing to do with the plot. But if you’re going for the gold, you put in both.

Sometimes I remember that PLUTO NASH got greenlit and think “okay, my stupid ideas still have a chance”.

In the trailer, the cat is skateboarding, in the executives’ minds this makes the cat “cool to the kids” even though this has not been cool in over 35 years. They add an outrageously dorky helmet. The Tom and Jerry trailer, an experiment in getting everything intentionally wrong.

I will out-gibberish you in a prattle royale.

You know what’d be an ironic death? Getting hit on the head by a falling First Aid Kit during an earthquake.

Ray Sinott witnessed his parents murder by a chocolate chip cookie in an alleyway after a screening of Zorro and, vowing to ruin chocolate chip cookies in revenge, invented the raisin.