apr 16 in idea barrages

  • April 15, 2021, 8:10 p.m.
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  1. How does Seal not have a “Kiss From A Rosé” wine on the market?

  2. A D&D item that specifically enhances Bard spells called The Orb of Royerson.

  3. WANTED: THE JOKER. FOR THE CRIMES OF: PICKIN’ GRINNIN’ LOVIN’ AND SINNIN’. ALSO KNOWN AS: THE SPACE COWBOY, THE GANGSTER OF LOVE, THE PLATYPUS OF LOVE, MAURICE.

  4. Guns and buried stashes of MREs don’t do doodley-squat against the real issues of our time. You can’t shoot an ice storm, you can’t fight a pandemic with freeze-dried stew. American idiot selfishness and exceptionalism won’t fix the future. Cooperation and empathy will.

  5. A couple of years ago, the most the mainstream was ever going to know of an awesome-but-incredibly-minor character like Agatha Harkness was having a supporting character in Dr. Who named after her. Now, she’s trending on Twitter. We’re through the Marvel nerd looking glass.

  6. If Arbys really wants to go deep-cut with their Meat Mountain marketing, they could always commission a parody of zappa’s “Billy the Mountain” about “Arby’s Meat Mountain”. It would please only a niche audience but it would REALLY REALLY please it.

  7. The only person who could possibly match Kathryn Hahn’s energy in a Marvel project is Aubrey Plaza and now I want a WANDALEGION series where halfway through there’s an episode that’s just a psychic war between Agnes and Lenny.

  8. Everyone’s asking if a hot dog’s a sandwich, no one’s asking the REAL hard question: is a hot dog a Christmas movie?


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