apr 15 in idea barrages

“FedEx/UPS erotic fan-fiction?” “Ship it!”

Your pain, your trauma, it didn’t make you who you are, not really. How you dealt with it, how you processed it, what you took from the process of healing (or not healing) that is who you are. That is your truth and your glory.

How about Amnesty Supernatural? To protect the rights of mummies and what not.

You let your entire governmental policy be about the extraction and sale of one non-renewable resource and you are on a one-way ticket to a failed state. Middle East, Valenzuela, whatever the model, it don’t matter, it’s gonna happen. Now we see the same thing happened to Texas.

Accepting that the movement of the stars (in the heavens, on the TV) do not have a whit of bearing on you, do not mean a goddamn thing, are just pretty distant twinkles, it sounds terrifying, it sounds unmooring, but I swear to you: it is the most freeing thing you can ever know.

In Soviet All-Star, mouth smashes YOU.

When baking with eggs, some chefs experience separation anxiety.

Most of the time, when someone of any gender or identity says “I prefer men with beards” they mean “I like muscle twink dudes and they happen to usually have beards”. With a beard, I look like Santa Claus the day before his first gray came in and, no, it isn’t a good look.