apr 13 in idea barrages

If the guy from Train had been cool, his liquor line wouldn’t have been Drops of Jupiter wine, it would’ve been Drops of Juniper gin, it’s just a smarter better pun but, then again, if he was cool, he wouldn’t have been in Train, I suppose.

It is important to understand Don Quixote not as a beautiful dreamer but as the first dangerous psychotic driven to delusion by bad fan-fiction.

At a cult encampment, all butter is compound butter.

An Eminem parody about infomercials built around the line: “Look, this blade is (sharp) this blade is (strong) this blade is (wickka wickka) CHEF TONY”.

Your goth-country persona will be called Yosemite Samhain.

One thing we could salvage from the last five years: a shared cultural realization that golf is a grotesque classist decadence and that presidents publicly engaging in it is a deeply ugly look.

An inability to absorb second-hand learning, an object-lesson impermanence.

Dear Weather Channel: calling a snow storm a “Winter Invasion” a month after the attempted Capitol coup is ghoulish beyond all comprehension. What in God’s name were you thinking?