apr 11 in idea barrages

Bitten by both moss and fungus, by the light of the full moon, he transforms into a powerful but terrifying lichenthrope.

Quentin Tarantino was very disappointed when he got to the store and it was just selling mass-market goth stuff and rock shirts. He’d been excited to go to a place called Hot Toe Pics.

And remember, at Just Parrots, our merchandise speaks for itself!

A story where the bickering ancient gods can’t kill each other, because they share in the same immortality and the law of their reality is status. So some of them create people, who can live and die, who live in a realm ruled by entropy, in hopes we’ll do the jobs for them.

I just wonder if they’re dumb enough to have the Tom & Jerry film contain a post-credits scene where Droppy Dog ushers in an MGM Cartoon Cinematic Universe.

Durian Durian: the cover band that stinks on purpose.

Since they believe God just sort of made the planet all at once on an administrative whim, they’re also Fiat Earthers, if you think about it.

A Jetsons themed parody of “Stacey’s Mom” about Spacely’s Mom would be pretty interesting. Maybe Elroy has, like, a GILF thing.