apr 10 in idea barrages

RON HOWARD VOICE: The Keurig Machine was not de-scaled.

J’onn J’onzz except he takes a job in a fine-dining restaurant’s kitchen instead of as a detective and his superhero sobriquet is instead “The Flying Saucier”.

A semi-colon is just a comma comma comma comma comma chameleon. We can take it or leave it, take it or leave it.

Life is the shortest thing you’ll ever do, life is the longest thing you’ll ever do. Life is the easiest thing you’ll ever do, life is the hardest thing you’ll ever do. Life is the only thing you’ll ever do. Life is the only thing you’ll ever do.

I remember attending a ham radio swap meet with my dad, once, and someone got over the loud speaker and recited the Pledge of Allegiance. I honestly thought it was a joke. Like, damn, Bubba, we’re here to buy diodes and crap, what’s with the kindergarten loyalty oath?

When you accept violence as an option, even as a method of last-resort, it doesn’t stop there. A hammer sees all as nails, you’ll eventually talk yourself into justifying its use. When you reject it on any levels, on all levels, suddenly all other vistas of possibility are open.

Long-term plans get you the ability to make a superhero-meets-MULHOLLAND-DRIVE that’s still a smash hit like #WandaVision. Short-term trend-chasing & greed has you releasing a six-hour grimace fest like “The Snyder Cut” to squeeze a few last bucks out of neo-Randian reddit chuds.

Just because a joke is hacky doesn’t necessarily mean it can’t get a laugh, it just means you didn’t have to flex your muscles. For example: “It must’ve been easy filming The Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City, they were all married to the same guy!” See? Hacky but still pleasant.