apr 3 in idea barrages

A fart attack in D&D could be an owlbear’s bowel air. Probably, like, a constitution save.

You know you’re on social media too much when you don’t know a single person on your “people you may know”. You’re like “nope, I’m on here too much, I’ve collected them all”.

It has come to my attention that I have no idea the difference between The Queens of the Stone Age and The Kings of Leon, because they are both distant from my consciousness and both are named after royalty. This is how brains work?

A head canon where Krusty and Binky are switched. I imagine Garfield and Krusty would be good friends on the basis of laziness and a love of marketing.

People could eat hotdogs for Groundhog Day because it’s… ground hog.

He ominously bore his hand and arm toward the ventriloquist’s puppet. “We have ways of making you talk.”

A rapping aerobics instructor called Cardi O.

The problem with fleeting moments of clarity is just that, they’re fleeting. For a moment, they’re there, you’ve sense of who you are, what you’re supposed to be doing, then it vanishes. Like a snowflake on your tongue. A more frustrating tease than if you’d never had it at all.