apr 2 in idea barrages

Fan-journalism is all the worst parts of fandom and journalism at once.

If DRAG RACE doesn’t call its blooper reel TUCK FAILS with a kicky parody of the “Duck Tails” theme as its jingle, what are they even doing.

Sadly, Trump’s lawyers didn’t bow out of the impeachment because they know he’s gonna lose. They bowed out because they know GOP Senators won’t vote to punish Trump no matter the evidence or arguments so they’re going to de-legitimize the proceedings by not taking them seriously.

A significant minority of the police in Georgia are Macon bacon.

The X-Men comics have, on multiple occasions, established the existence of a more-or-less Abrahamic afterlife with a heaven and hell. Now that they’re cloning mutants upon death willynilly, how does that work? First death, first dibs? A dozen Jeans Grey, fighting over Wolverine?

I’m still sort of surprised there’s no baseball team that sold their stadium naming rights to be “LinkedIn Park”.

I mean, yeah, I’m mashing up “Zoot Suit Riot” and “Boot Scoot Boogie” in my head.

Simon and Garfield’s “The Sound of Mondays”.