apr 4 in idea barrages

The thing about Wandavision is, it’s accidentally the perfect show for our COVID times. The question: how much would you sacrifice for the illusion of normal? Kidnap a whole town? Kill people by refusing to wear a mask or not go to a bar? America went mad the same as Wanda did.

The secret truth is that the guy from Sublime and Anthony Kiedis had a Highlander duel over who was able to “be the band that always mentions Southern California” and the Chili Pepper took his head and his quickening yelling “ZOOTY DOUT DANG THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE ZIPPY DANG DOO!”

You take your Tex-Mex chili and you put cheese curds on top to melt over it, as in Canadian poutine. I call it “NAFTA Stew”.

Yeah. Singin’ Van Halen’s “Panama” as “NARNIA! NARNI-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH! NARNIA!”

A platonic version of OnlyFans called LonelyFans sounds like a hell of a business model.

Skeletor could invade Earth on Halloween & no one would suspect he was an evil space wizard until it was too late because a quarter of the place would be dressed as skele-men anyway. The galaxy’s very lucky I’m just a human schmuck & not one of Skeletor’s Masters of the Universe.

You can call it “impossible burger” all you want but I want you to know, it’d sell better as “META MEAT”.

You’ve been asking the wrong question. Whether the hot dog is a sandwich is immaterial. IS THE HOT DOG A TACO?