mar 30 in idea barrages

Snow without Christmas lights is so damn depressing. Can we all just agree to turn them on once the first snow sticks and leave them until the final melt? All our brains would be better for it.

How It’s Made should’ve had the budget to show how the name brand was made, at least once a season. Rose Arts crayons, come on, have some self-respect.

GINGERBREAD. GINGERBREAD. GINGERBREAD. GINGERBREAD. You put the cookie slabs into my HOUSE…

A crude building created from the lumber of an abandoned pirate ship is a meta-shanty.

I despise this weird trend of social media ads for shows where it’s the actors explaining the show out of character. Sell me on the actual content of the program, not some weird little ort of parasocial connection to a rich person. C’mon now.

I’m just saying, I’m all for pointing out the meaninglessness of the stock market and for taking those monsters down a peg, but if we could do it in a way that isn’t going to eventually lose a whole lot of money for 99.99999% of the flash mob, that’d be even better.

We just need to figure out which mythological figure is repelled by pine nuts and we’ll be well on our way to a kickin’ protective pesto. Or “protectsto” if you will.

People wasting their dog suits on “furry orgies” when they could be changing the world with visits from “McGruff the Class Traitor”.