mar 27 in idea barrages

Don’t be a lubricant, be a lubrican.

Would Investi-Gator be an alligator that solves crimes or an alligator that trades stocks?

So Funko Pops are just Beanie Babies + A Sheen of Irony?

I imagine Navient as just that, a Nav’i Ent, a horrifying blue cat-tree monster that ruins lives.

Forgetting which is anime and which is manga is a mental state known as “animesia”.

Sbarro: Less Flavour, Less Vowels And We Pass The Savings Onto You!

Maybe Dr. Energy Drink was the true Monster.

Aladdin was a djinnfluencer.