mar 23 in idea barrages

The darkly funny thing, of course, is how for decades these militia yahoos, gun humpers & Seal Team LARPers went on and on about how rebellious and free-thinking and anti-establishment they were, yet the only time they tried anything is when their tinpot god-emperor told them to.

Trump screwed up the post office so badly that I just got my 600 dollar pittance check in the mail five hours after he was no longer president. There’s a lot to unpack but I’ll just note that first.

I’m like a himbo but instead an adorably jolly fat man. I’m a hambo!

The most hopeful thing in the world is to let go of false hope and focus on what good can actually be accomplished instead.

No band went from contemporary to Dad rock faster than Foo Fighters. It’d be hard to beat that record.

The opposite of being evil is being live.

A cologne that smells like buttery crackers called Spritz.

The silly meme about Senator Sanders looking grumpy and cold is proof that the Earth is healing. No longer having to worry about a toilet tweet starting atomic war, Weird Twitter pushes a bud up through the street cracks. Spring will come.