mar 20 in idea barrages

In Soviet Russia, party rocks and rolls YOU all night and every day.

You will perform classical reinterpretations of Katy Perry songs as “Catherine Periwinkle”.

I still say E.T. looks like if the Golem of Prague was assembled by a mohel.

In my dream last night, I’d enrolled at a prestigious college where the structure didn’t make sense to me, only to slowly realize that I was actually in a mental hospital after a breakdown, mistaking the group sessions for classes. I think this was a metaphor for life lately.

The baseball team in Troy suing MLB for yanking its affiliation and killing its league is the franchise that was originally the Little Falls Mets, even though the Mets affiliation was moved to the Coney Island team, the club charter is the same. Weird interesting fact.

I just realized that in-game purchases and mobile games set up to have little kids spend all their parents money are the 21st century equiv of the 1-900 Santa Claus/NKOTB lines of the 1980s.

The prisons make Muslims eat expired pork but Wally Whitesupremacist from the Insurrection Circus gets whole grain avocado toast, doncha know. Really makes you think who the actual snowflakes are.

I hate to admit that there’s a direct line between laughing at Art Bell letting conspiracy freaks make fools of themselves on overnight radio in 1995 and the public acceptance of Q-Anon mad-lib idiocy but… yeah. There is absolutely a frog-in-a-slow-simmer connection.