mar 17 in idea barrages

That goat giving birth is just kidding.

Traditional at a ghost wedding, of course, is sheet cake.

Somewhere, there’s an EDM button pusher who performs as M.C. Rib.

If the SEX IN THE CITY follow-up is just GOLDEN GIRLS episodes with added CGI effects, like the awful Star Wars re-releases, I’d dig that. Rose hella stepping on Jabba The Hutt’s tail.

At what point does the Today Show Cinematic Universe debut Baby Hoda?

Molecular gastronomy? Jackson, that’s five years ago. Sub-Atomic Gastronomy is the new hotness. Schrodinger’s Sous Vide. Stringbean Theory.

So apparently one of the social networks the displaced neo-Nazis are moving to is called “MeWe” and like… how much time would it take to run the name by a twelve year old who could explain to them that it sounds like a sex toy, not a social network?

When you want to be ironically ugly, you get deconstructive surgery.