mar 16 in idea barrages

  • March 14, 2021, 4:28 p.m.
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  1. Now that The Weeknd has a Super Bowl half-time gig, you’d think he could finally afford to pay for that missing “e”.

  2. Nothing like watching your first NFL game start to finish in years to remember “star football players make millions but they can’t spring for an acting coach before they film a commercial”.

  3. Trump’s neo-Nazi insurrectionists trying to look like viking warriors, they end up looking like something you find sleeping in a parking lot 15 hours after a Phish cover band plays the local Margaritaville.

  4. A parody of Lady Marmalade “Lady Remoulade”.

  5. When Steven Universe was conceived, that must’ve been a really big bang.

  6. THE WINE SINGER starring Eddie Decanter.

  7. Taylor Heinicke isn’t a quarterback name. Taylor Heinicke sounds like a hipster brand of pocket knives only used to carve off chunks of apples by banjo players in Williamsburg Brooklyn. MAYBE Greenpoint too.

  8. When the ents take the screen in Lord of the Rings, does anyone else yell “RUN, FOREST, RUN”?


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