mar 18 in idea barrages
- March 16, 2021, 4:25 p.m.
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The hip-hop term “OG” stands for “Olive Garden”.
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Every time I see Kyra Sedwick in a television ad I think she’s Amy Sedaris and that’s a compliment to them both.
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If you think about it, on FRESH PRINCE OF BELAIR, Carlton was the Jar-Jar Banks.
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Your metal name is Celine Dio.
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Yesterday, talking to a friend on facebook, I came up with making a crushed Cinnamon Toast Crunch dredge for your french toast and calling it Metatoast. I got the sugar so I cannot try it but I realize this idea to you, the weirdness of the internet.
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Here’s my Star Wars pitch: Jedi Nuns. FORCE OF HABIT. That’s all I got but the pun’s so good, it’d have to go somewhere.
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It’s funny, collective trauma versus individual trauma. 2020-21 being collective hell years but compared to the years of my dad’s death, my cousin’s murder, my brother’s first seizure, small change to me. But I was on my own island of damnation for those. This is shared trauma.
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The death-knell of the “prepper” fad was heard the moment they released As Seen On Teevee ads for “tactical electric razors”. Yeah. I’m sure Seal Team Six had Norelcos as back-up sidearms when they stormed Bin Laden. JESUSING CHRIST.
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