mar 13 in idea barrages

Few years back, a tattoo parlor in Albany was getting boycotted for being Proud Boy sympathizers & all kinds of lefties were like “c’mon, I really like my tats there, you guys!” Everyone sane said “if we don’t do stop them now, they become the klan in a few years” & here we are.

Call me old fashioned but Batman Bed and Batman Bath were good enough for kids back in my day.

The edgy prequel to Marmaduke, MARMACOUNT.

I enjoy a good theme park as much as any one but do people really have pre-parties where they announce they’re going to Disney World with t-shirts saying they’re… going to a theme park… like a goddamn baby shower? Is this for real? Has capitalism metastasized this badly?

Kim’s leaving Kayne because she was sick of hers not being the biggest ass in the relationship.

When two goths get married, is that a co-morbidity?

Genre novels covers are so confusing these days. “BIG NAME (POSSIBLY LONG DEAD) AUTHOR - CO/GHOSTWRITER - A THIRD CHARACTER NAME’S BOOK”. That’s three names, pard, Be clearer who actually wrote it.

Rudy Giuliani is the human embodiment of the fart at the end of the theme to “You Can’t Do That On Television”.