mar 15 in idea barrages
- March 14, 2021, 4:28 p.m.
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- Public
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singing “When you read until there’s pizzas, PARP it like it’s hot, PARP it like it’s hot, PARP it like it’s hot”
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Have a merchandise sale in the middle of March called THE IDES OF MERCH.
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If you’re a doctor specializing in venereal diseases and you don’t put “Cured Meats” on your business card, you’re just no fun.
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Britain’s greatest culinary creation is, of course, the chuffed crust pizza.
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A Christmas song about doppelganger hallucinations involving the line “from now on, my doubles will be far away”.
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How is Garrett Cole like a urologist? They both doctor balls.
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Whenever I hear the phrase “French peasant bread” I don’t imagine a hearty loaf made from coarse grains, I imagine a single wrinkled one-Euro note.
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FLOWBEETAR: THE LAST HAIRBLENDER
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