mar 12 in idea barrages
- March 11, 2021, 2:07 a.m.
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Y’know. After years of studying his list, I think this Craig fellow might be a pimp who has too many couches.
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Oh yeah, middle of January I realize how good a parody of Santa Baby “Satan Baby” about a person negotiating to sell her soul for enormous wealth would be. Writes itself.
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If you’re still going on about how Die Hard is a Christmas movie, can we at least agree that in all the ways that really matter The Pina Colada Song is a Jimmy Buffett record?
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Then there is, of course, Hans Atheist Andersen and his famous children’s tale “The Little Mermaid’s Fedora”.
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The arc of the bangs on John Connor in Terminator 2 is called a Furlong.
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A book of essays called “Grouching Toward Bethlehem”.
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If you practice the banjo three times into the mirror of a darkened bathroom, one of Mumford’s sons appears.
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Baby Johns, doo doo do do do doooo, Mama Johns, doo doo do do do doooo, PAPA JOHNS, DOO DOO DO DO DO DOOOOOO
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