mar 8 in idea barrages

Of course it seems like everyone you heard about who won the lottery was ruined by it. THOSE WERE THE ONES STUPID ENOUGH TO BE HEARD ABOUT. Lotta people just peaced out discretely and are livin’ out their days on a private beach on the secret part of Mars that’s totally livable.

Mike Patton really missed a trick by not doing a parody of Mr. Wendell about Mr. Bungle, is all I’m saying.

Para-Social Relationships Were A Mistake.

When dogs howl for each other, their ears are bark-ode scanners.

MANNEQUIN 3: UNCANNY VALLEY GIRLS

Rabbits, sure, but nothing multiplies faster than leeches. There’s a sucker born every minute.

A teenage George Washington is caught sneaking into the Cherry Tree Strip Club. His father asks him to explain himself. “I like big butts… and I cannot tell a lie.”

An album of EDM covers of Jewel songs called “Juul”.