residual barrage in idea barrages

1.) Using my inability to sing well is the Meg White that brings the Jack White of my being a decent parody writer into high relief.

2.) Maybe we can make lemonade out of the lemons of net-neutrality's death. Maybe having to scrabble around in the corners like thieves again will make us better creators and people? No longer convinced that with the right SEO and luck, we can jump to the mainstream with no money down and it will smite all our enemies? Maybe it will force the art of the niche upon us again? No more all only being TLC SciFi or MTV in hopes of cashing in, tossing our original identity out and churning out profitable reality sameness? Maybe? Maybe it will force us to be actual nerds again, actual enthusiasts of specific things. Maybe maybe maybe.

3.) There are no out-of-bounds topics in comedy but there are topics where you'd better be DAMN sure you're funny or it's not worth the swing.

4.) Any number over zero is undefined, that's why we can't get no saddest fraction.

5.) And then there are those who focus on Oswald's known associations with werewolf hunters, the so-called "Silver Bullet Theory".

6.) I have nothing against hair metal, even like a little of it, but in what weird alternate universe is RATT's break-up "trending" in 2014?

7.) Looking up lost and/or unrequited loves online while drunk should be called "beer googles".

8.) No no, Ollie, this is human breakfast not for doggies. This is NSFW. Not For Silly Woofs.

9.) Find your perfect cornmeal at eHominy dot com.