mar 6 in idea barrages

If you love all kinds of pizza toppings, are you panpizza? Are you personally panpizza?

When Baby Yoda grows up, he’ll be like “I prefer to be called by my full name, Grogury, please.”

Between The COVID Time and two weeks with mid-week holidays, the days of the week have officially lost all meaning. It is now Blatursday forever.

“Pecan” is Latin for “Southern Garbage Nut”.

SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THESE, IT’S ALPINE WHITE AND IT’S FROM NESTLES, IT’S JUST ALMONDS COVERED IN CREME, EVERYBODY WANTS THE WHITE CHOCOLATE

If you feel you were led on by the pizza delivery person, you may claim to be P’Zoned but really, all they ever said was they were bringing you pizza.

When that guac’s so good, it makes you scream BRAVOCADO!

At Soviet New Years, all acquaintance REMEMBERED AND THOROUGHLY DOCUMENTED.