mar 2 in idea barrages

Can you really still be mad at Luke for giving up on being a hero in THE LAST JEDI after being pummeled by 2020 for twelve months? At this point, I’m like “Yeah, Skywalker, you have a point, my man. Pass the walrus milk.”

It’s okay that you are watching an arthouse film just to justify the liberal arts degree you’re still paying for. It’s okay. Understand David Lynch’s use of symbolism for three hours. For those three hours, it’ll feel like you haven’t wasted your life. It’s cool. We’re there too.

The existence of Rebel Wilson suggests the existence of Union Wilson and a bloody battle betwixt the two at Gettysburg.

A piracy trade magazine called The Pillage Voice.

Anne Burrell from WORST COOKS IN AMERICA is the Ghostbusters 2016 reboot of Guy Fieri. This is not a knock, this is not a judgement, this is merely a simple truth that once understood clears one’s mind to better understand the culture we have wrought.

You may want to pretend that you don’t want a parody of “How Bizarre” about DUNE called “Gom Jabbar” so you can seem more cool but… you know, deep in your heart, it is a rad idea.

If we had to rank the names of snack companies in terms of the extent to which they sound like the most popular pornographic actor from Iowa, I’m not sure if Fanny Farmer or Otis Spunkmeier would be the victor.

A recut of Cujo about an adorable large pet and it’s called HARMADUKE.