feb 22 in idea barrages

Yeah, I’m singing that funk song “Brick House” but about looking a gift horse in the mouth. You’ll be doing it too now that you read this.

Why say you “mend pants” when you can say you “dabble in britchcraft”?

A film about a famous skateboarder who takes all direction from the mouse inside his helmet called “Radatouille”.

If someone asks “is a hot dog a sandwich?” the proper deflection is “it’s a German taco”.

If your channel did a Shrek franchise marathon to fill slots over the holidays “TAKIN’ CARE OF SHREKMAS AND WORKIN’ OGRETIME” wouldn’t be a bad ad jingle.

2020 has been one hell of a decade, huh?

A CW weirdly sexualized teen reboot of Oliver Twist called “Gruel Intentions”.

I could save the entire Wienerschnitzel chain with the marketing slogan “PREPARE FOR THE WURST” but I’m not in charge of things like I should be.