feb 22 in idea barrages

  • Feb. 21, 2021, 1:14 p.m.
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  1. Yeah, I’m singing that funk song “Brick House” but about looking a gift horse in the mouth. You’ll be doing it too now that you read this.

  2. Why say you “mend pants” when you can say you “dabble in britchcraft”?

  3. A film about a famous skateboarder who takes all direction from the mouse inside his helmet called “Radatouille”.

  4. If someone asks “is a hot dog a sandwich?” the proper deflection is “it’s a German taco”.

  5. If your channel did a Shrek franchise marathon to fill slots over the holidays “TAKIN’ CARE OF SHREKMAS AND WORKIN’ OGRETIME” wouldn’t be a bad ad jingle.

  6. 2020 has been one hell of a decade, huh?

  7. A CW weirdly sexualized teen reboot of Oliver Twist called “Gruel Intentions”.

  8. I could save the entire Wienerschnitzel chain with the marketing slogan “PREPARE FOR THE WURST” but I’m not in charge of things like I should be.


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