feb 17 in idea barrages

Lucas is just salty that Disney-Plus isn’t making a spin-off series about his four-armed 1950s diner chef, Guy Lom-Bard-0, or whatever the hell its godforsaken name was.

25.12 is octopi, to the second digit.

A hip CW update of Faust called “Fiends With Benefits”.

Hell yeah, I was singing the song “Mr. Big Stuff” except about the 5th dimensional imp Mxyzptlk. I’m just that cool.

You’ve heard of “elf on a shelf”, now there’s “raising your kids to be good because that’s what’s humane, not out of fear of surveillance by magic creatures that will deny them luxuries in retribution”.

You do not get to choose the toppings. You will take what you get. It is an impersonal pan pizza.

A wiccan bluegrass band called The Old Crone Medicine Show. DO IT.

Forcibly quarantine us blizzards, yes, for our own good. Even the most ideological and stubborn amoung us cannot un-believe snow.