feb 16 in idea barrages
- Feb. 14, 2021, 3:04 p.m.
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Anything a member of Smashmouth drinks before the encore at the state fair is technically a Rockstar energy drink.
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Is there… another terrifying Pinocchio live-action movie, where Roberto Panini is now Geppetto instead of the little wooden boy? Is this a thing? Is this an actual Thing? 2020 was a nightmare, yes, but I didn’t know it was a RECURRING NIGHTMARE. Truly, terror is a flat circle.
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I love how these yahoos simultaneously paint Antifa as bored cowardly trust-fund kids from Williamsburg Brooklyn and some kind of elite Marxist commando assassin death squad. Schrodinger’s Leftists.
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The Jackass franchise is, like, the equal and opposite to the Avatar franchise. Neither has had cultural relevancy in approximately seventy years but both just keep making sequels. Avatar because they’ve sunk so much money in already, Jackass because they’re so cheap to make.
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If someone actually HAD kissed Flo’s grits, she would have owed them a life-debt and the granting of three wishes.
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Over/under on Republican politicians who, after the Biden inauguration, will start claiming “we knew the election was real, we were just lying because we were afraid Trump would nuke Detroit if we didn’t”?
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REAL TALK: “Star Trek Generations” was twenty times the Christmas film “Die Hard” was.
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When they released that Lion King remake, did Dennys sell “Hakuna Frittatas”?
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