feb 13 in idea barrages

How has there not been a Zoom fundraiser of some kind where Tilda Swinton stars in a read-through of an old FRASIER script? This seems like a no-brainer to raise money for some cause or another. (Bonus: Tom Waits reads for the dad.)

I’m just gonna lay it out here that the dude the Q-Anon idiots actually believe is John Kennedy Junior having faked his death… I would almost buy them saying he was Warren Zevon having faked his death but that’s far as I would go.

Baby Roach, do do do do, Mama Roach, do do do do, PAPA ROACH, do do do do.

A version of “It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas” called “Die Hard Isn’t A Film To Watch At Christmas”.

If you vape instead of smoking for your 15 at work, does that mean your pipe is filled with break fluid?

I used “you know, the one who mumbles and wears the baggy shirts?” to communicate the idea of Billie Eilish. That’s how old I am.

A sequel to The Grinch where he terrorizes Whoville’s pedantic neighbors Whomville, but he’s the hero because they goddamned well deserve it. He defeats their terrible king and queen Semi-Colon and Oxford Comma.

It’s a shame the prequels had a Pepsi tie-in because we could’a had The Fanta Menace.