barrage of insolence in idea barrages

1.) A cafe for Canadian Trekkies called "Tim Horta's".

2.) "I Want You To Want Me" parody about someone with a ghost fetish? "I Want You To Haunt Me"?

3.) Driving west Steely Dan came on & my mind formed the phrase "Hey nineteen/that song was Patience/she don't remember/Axl Rose..."

4.) When employment ads ask for the "goal-oriented", they're looking for people prepared to scam old folks over the phone for money.

5.) Lord Of The Rings cosplayers like to flood instagram with elfies.

6.) I want commemorative Founding Fathers beer mugs so that I can have a Benjamin Franklin stein.

7.) A version of "Oz Never Did Give Nothing To The Tin Man" about Bill Cosby would probably be a fun project.

8.) The writing on mens' room walls or as it's now called "hipster grindr".

9.) Every four years, when there's a leap day, there should be an all-day Quantum Leap marathon somewhere.