feb 9 in idea barrages

That lawyer in the really nice basketball shoes, he is your court-appointed attorney.

His brother was also in the cereal navy, as a pastor attached for troop morale. He would consecrate the milk and breakfast bites as Chaplain Crunch.

A story about mermaid spies called CHARLIE TUNA’S ANGELS would probably get you sued to oblivion but the pun would be fun.

I like to imagine that the Power Rangers wore Zordache brand jeans.

Hear me out here. Corn chips can be many colours. A patriotic mix of red, white and blue Fritos for summer with the slogan “Let Fritos Ring!” Many other years this would sound like the stupidest thing ever but in 2020, it sounds charming and quaint.

Only years after both their deaths did I overhear a conversation at work and realize that Johnny Cash and Tom Petty should’ve done a Petty Cash Tour together. Time’s funny like that.

A crowd-funded weight-gain powder called Thiccstarter.

Before 2020, “Super Spreader” would’ve been like an as-seen-on-teevee bagel utensil or maybe a porn movie.