feb 5 in idea barrages

SPECULUM CABLE - JUST LIE BACK AND TAKE IT.

The funny thing is how the Q-Anon theories about how “Trump can still win!” are almost exactly the same in form & tone as the tumblr “no no, there’s a secret episode where Sherlock & Watson hook up coming out ANY DAY NOW” theories by teenage girls a few years back.

The ailment where one compulsively takes on a Santa voice during the holidays is called Seasonal Impression Disorder.

I’m just saying rappers don’t have to just endorse chips and soda and whatnot. Why not juices? Why not “Wu Tang Cran”?

As I walk Ollie, I imagine Tracy Chapman singing “You got a fat dog....”

Stories about who you wish you are, we’re lousy with them. they’re as common as rain, your wish-fulfillment matters to only you at the very most. Stories about who you actually are can connect with others, let them know they’re not alone, they are story’s highest calling of all.

ACE BIGALOW 3: ACE BIGALOW MALE JUGGALO

Yesterday was late December, today early September, never mind it’s the middle of November. The year that wouldn’t live, the year that couldn’t die, the year that refused to make up its goddamned mind.