feb 4 in idea barrages

Yeah, I’m singing “Copa Cabana” about Parappa The Rapper.

Proposition One: we all get to be one year younger because this year can’t count. Proposition Two: we all get to be ten years older because, goddamn, this year aged us all far beyond the literal time passed. Either way seems fair.

Everyone’s trying to say that the plague is bringing out their best creative selves but I still haven’t seen a band that only plays terrible nu-metal as polkas called TUBASTANK, discounting the entire theory.

Never underestimate the hubris and stupidity of a person who has been told they were perfect for decades, just because they happened to have money. They will always be more out of touch with reality than you could possibly imagine. They really think that they are gods.

You know, I’m starting to think Zordon’s home planet may have had a very loose definition of “attitude”. Those kids had all the attitude of an ad for The Gap.

The moment you start thinking you’re perfect or there’s a perfect to go back to, that’s when the seed of cruelty is laid. The past always sucked. Today always sucks. Tomorrow could be better, though, if we allow ourselves to grow & change & adapt. Stagnation’s where evil is born.

Lon Chaney didn’t want his son Creighton to act, forced him into a trade school to prevent it. After his father’s death, he was free to take up the craft but Hollywood wouldn’t let him be a star unless he took “Lon Chaney Jr” up as a stage name. Ain’t that a kick in the nards.

The problem with taking muscle relaxants for your cranky back is that your brain gets fuzzy to the point that.. you don’t remember your brain is fuzzy… and you have to remind yourself that you shouldn’t get up to anything too complicated on a regular basis.