jan 31 in idea barrages

It’ll be great when Q-Anon realizes that Q is just cherished character actor John deLancie trolling the hell out of them.

Every day, more Trump signs disappear. Oh, the people who paid for four or five of them still have them up, of course, but they are pot-committed by betting too much on a losing poker hand. The one-signers are almost done. However slowly, the Earth begins to heal.

If you can get more people healthcare by calling it “medicare for all” instead of “socialized medicine” do it. If you can get more social justice by calling it “police reform” instead of “defund the police” do it too. Helping people matters more than feeling strident.

I keep thinking about those tacky “make liberals cry again” signs the cultists were putting up and the fact that they DID get their wish but as on a monkey’s paw. The streets were filled with tears of joy, tears of relief. A long healing cry. It was AWESOME.

Let’s retire “Newb” and bring back “Novice”. It’s so much cooler. Try it out. “GET WRECKED, NOVICE!” So cool.

A pine scented cologne called Eau Christmas Tree.

Sometimes I’ll mash up the old Turtle Tots ad jingle with Aqualung. “TAKIN’ CARE OF TURTLE TOTS, TAKIN’ CARE OF TURTLE TOTS!”

A social media network for wiccans called Pentagram.