jan 25 in idea barrages

If you’re emotionally cheating on your lover with your backgammon partner, she or he is your sidegammon.

A theory on how to put the Reeses’ Pieces together into a Reeses’ Whole could be expressed as a Reeses’ Thesis.

STEP ONE: purchase two delicious kabobs. STEP TWO: run through the streets chanting “This is Halal-ween, this is Halal-ween, Halal-ween, Halal-ween!” STEP THREE: ??? STEP FOUR: Profit!

Been thinking about something I call “The Fade Away”. Some bands burn out, others linger in dwindling stardom until county fairs come calling. I think “The Fade Away” is the band’s last actual hit. I’m thinking about what they are for each band. For Bon Jovi, it’s “It’s My Life”?

Saturday Night Live making fun of Trump is like Doctor Frankenstein joking about the monster killing a villager in an embarrassing way. You legitimized him to Iowa, you thoughtless opportunistic profiteers, this is on you too.

A penchant for the trenchant.

With every passing year, inflation makes a bet of dollars to donuts a less efficacious wager.

A country western housecat named Toebeans Keith.