april 23 barrage in idea barrages

1.) Gamer rap lyrics are all like "EMULATORS! Moooooooount up."

2.) So, essentially, Jay Gatsby was driven mad by his desire to join the Green Lantern Corps. Gotcha.

3.) Theocracy: unsafe at any creed.

4.) He was primed for an authoritarian position in the Empire by the family's abusive matriarch Grandma Tarkin.

5.) The pivotal character in any Zelda 2/Tron crossover is, of course, Error Flynn.

6.) You know what they say, hang out with enough cricket fetishists, you eventually end up in a sticky wicket.

7.) The Hadron Collider is on the verge of discovering the basis of ape telepathy, the so-called Grodd particle.

8.) Scientists are confident that if we just chop up enough clowns, we will eventually discover the Higgs Bozon.

9.) Silver bullets: strong enough for a man but MADE for a wolfman.

10.) In a battle between Go-Bots and Digimon, which children would break down crying that Mom bought the wrong toy first?

11.) I want a Doom-mod where you battle the Kool-Aid Man, just so I can call it a thirst-person-shooter.

12.) The moment in the ET pitch session where he's like "also, it looks like a shuffling pile of foreskins" must have been AMAZING.

13.) Has there been a combo cosplay of Jake from Adventure Time and Jake from State Farm yet?

14.) The zeitgeist is the sand in the hand that squeezes away when the fist is made. Do what you love and roll the dice.

15.) Bass... the vinyl frontier... these are the voyages of analog dance music...

16.) She doesn't like calling it "photographic memory". She prefers the term "intragram".