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1.) The tension between expressing your honest self & marketing yourself to be seen/heard is a goddamned nightmare, esp in matters of the heart.

2.) It's the untold story of the industrial espionage behind the creation of Viagra. It's called EMISSION IMPOSSIBLE.

3.) You know a hobbit's rockabilly when you see they take their second breakfast with a sprig of elvish parsley.

4.) Sonic The Hedgehog is a good example of a franchise that has been completely ruined by the creepiness of its fan community.

5.) I need to stop assuming people are just being polite. Some people find me actually awesome and I need to just accept that and roll with it.

6.) Is "Prepare To Have Your Mind Blown By..." the new "You Won't Believe..." on lame SEO-driven clickbait? BOO TO THAT.

7.) The motto of the League of Patriotic Nerds is "Less Pocky, More Rocky".

8.) The motto of the League of Canadian Patriotic Nerds is "Less Pocky, More Hockey".

9.) All those pictures of Fake White Jesus for Easter on facebook were blonde and orange-skinned. They think Jesus was Hulk Hogan, I guess.

10.) Maybe a parody of "Dance Magic Dance" about how Labyrinth is entirely about Bowie's package? "Look at my pants, LOOK AT MY PANTS..."

11.) In the dream last night, my identity kept changing but who I was remained the same. I kept moving west as I was changing, first on foot then boat then train. People kept joining and leaving or changing like I was and everyone was from different times or cultures and we had to paper over the differences so that we weren't caught by authorities. Sometimes we stopped and there was a movie to make or a ballgame to play or people from the future to meet. Sometimes I had lovers and sometimes I did not. Then it was an airplane then a starship and only at the end was I myself. Only at the end was I alone. I was delivering a chicken egg to the sun. It was my job to burn up doing this and then leave space-time. It was... pretty intense.

12.) I'm not sure what a Dan Savage / Adam Savage team-up would look like but you have to agree, it should happen.