jan 20 in idea barrages

Hate is just fear that thinks it can do something about itself. Love is just being so sad about being hurt by hate that you realize no one should ever feel as sad as you do.

PAUL BLART 3: AMCAB.

Pie Trek 2: The Wrath of Pecans.

When you accept that democracy isn’t about, can’t be about, “installing perfect leaders to save us all from above” rather “holding back the worst of the bastards so we can have breathing room to improve our world at the grassroots ourselves” it all becomes clear.

The American left AND right both dominated by morbid Abrahamic apocalyptism, the fantasy of one good daddy-messiah to guide them through a seismic tribulation after which they Win forever. Our truth is far more Norse, all we can do is hold back Ragnarok in each of our lifetimes.

I DID IT ALL FOR THE SPOOKY

The scariest of all would be a Korn maze, where you have to escape members of Korn complaining about how fame has passed them by and what it is like to play county fairs.

I GET KNOCKED DOWN! SO I LAY DOWN RIGHT THERE! IT’S AN EXCUSE FOR ME TO JUST LAY DOWN! I GET KNOCKED DOWN! SO I LAY DOWN RIGHT THERE! IT’S AN EXCUSE FOR ME TO JUST LAY DOWN! Sleepin’ the niiiiight away, sleepin’ the niiiiiiiiight....