jan 19 in idea barrages

The unpopular banana recycling law was eventually repeeled.

The Confederacy poured so many of its resources into murdering humans to protect their ability to treat humans as property that American counterfeits of their fake currency were actually of a higher paper and printing quality than their “real” bills.

“These uptown socialists,” old businessmen grouse, “expecting the funk to just GIVE it to you.”

A disco pirate band called THE PILLAGE PEOPLE.

Why didn’t I do a parody of Gungam Style about terrible ventriloquist Jeff Dunham? That’s an unforced error on my part, straight up.

Ellie May from “The Beverly Hillbillies” was the original Spice Girl, Bumpkin Spice.

Knowing how people actually are, so convinced that they’re always at the precipice of something amazing, I imagine the people of Metropolis would constantly getting their hopes up that birds or planes are actually Superman, not the other way around.

A dating website for hobos called Bindlr.