jan 16 in idea barrages
- Jan. 15, 2021, 9:37 p.m.
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If I were part of a supervillain duo, I would make our code-names “Collaborate” and “Listen” so that when a superhero or a cop or whatever yelled “STOP! COLLABORATE AND LISTEN!” people would start singing Ice Ice Baby by reflex, buying us more time for escape.
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I enjoy when people mishear a phrase but the new mangled phrase still kind of makes sense. “Buttoning down the hatches” is a good one like that. If you don’t know what “battening” is, you could well believe that hatches can be buttoned-down somehow.
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A director of horror movies about cheese named Dario Sargento.
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Writing and augury aren’t different at all. You spill all your guts in a place and try to make some sense of it. If someone likes what you did with it, they will think that it was magic but it was really just a lot of hard work pushing through confusion.
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If you say “Super Bowl” on the radio without the express written permission of the NFL, Candyman appears in the mirror and kills you. I can’t explain it, I’m no copyright attorney, it’s complicated.
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A beatnik vampire called Bela LaGoatee.
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A bandit who runs into grocery stores, destroying all the Hamburger Helper, leaving his calling card as The Hamburger Hindrance.
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Singing along to No Diggity - “I like the little meat plate, charcuterie, charcuterie”
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