jan 15 in idea barrages

I am sick of hipster interpretations of Santa Claus where he is svelte. Why can’t we have Old Saint Thicc instead?

Baby Yoda, here we go again, my my. (I would write the parody longer but that is exactly how much I remember of the song “Mama Mia”.)

Sealgirl on instagram, just filling it with selkie photos.

I hope really fashionable hillbillies are called “threadnecks”. Either that or Frankenstein. Frankenstein would work too.

Pizza bagel scientists were so preoccupied with whether you COULD have pizza any time, they didn’t stop to think if we SHOULD have pizza any time.

A head-canon where the waiter in those International Coffees commercials named Jean-Luc was actually Jean-Luc Picard, undercover back in time foiling, I dunno, time Romulans would probably be truer to TNG than anything I’ve heard of the PICARD show.

I’ll give 2020 this, collapse gives one perspective. Remember how in The Before Times, one could actually get worked about, oh, Macklemore being famous despite being boring as hell? Remember outrage about the calculated dullness of popular culture? Good times, good times.

Do people actually stop, stir and put the thing back in the microwave? That’s one of those things no one does, it’s just on there to make you feel less gross about the act of microwaving something? Like the egg one puts in cake mix just to FEEL like you’re preparing real food?